- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

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