My favorite word starts with F and ends with U-C-K! My favorite word is FIRETRUCK! What'd you think I'd say? My favorite thing starts with P and ends with O-R-N! My favorite thing is POPCORN! What'd you think I'd say?

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

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what did the terrorist get for christmas? probably nothing because terrorists are steriotypically muslim, but i imagine if not it was a gift close to his heart

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So, there's a black man, an Asian man and an Irishman who are in a bar, politely discussing wether the Asian's phone would break if it was thrown from a plane in the Pacific Ocean. The black man says "Of course it would break." The Irishman says "I have no opinion on this..." The Asian man says "I think it would break, you are right John." Suddenly, a man enters.

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A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

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???????????? ???????????? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? A wild EXEGGUTOR appeared!

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what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

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Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

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how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

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David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

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A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

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if you don't like this you're gay

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Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

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What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

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Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

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a man walked into a bar....

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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