- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

So a baby seal walks into a club.

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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