- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: I got a really good knock, knock joke. Person 2: Okay. Person 1: You start. Person 2: Knock, knock. Person 1: Who's there? Person 2: ...

Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

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How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

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