- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

why does the man appear fat he is

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

A young baby died.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

This would be racist to black people if they could read.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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