- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

Your big dick.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

I have a horse.

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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