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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

When life gives you lemons. Don't take things from strangers

A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

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