- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

women's rights

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

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