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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

Justin Bieber

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

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