What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

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A man walks into an airport. He is sexually taken advantage of by TSA employees and suffers from severe depression for years after, eventually becoming gay and divorcing his wife. He then goes on a quest to discover the name of the man who took advantage of him. Once found, the man kills the employee and his family, commits acts of necrophilia upon his corpse in a slightly erotic display of revenge and stalks airports for the rest of his life, fruitlessly attempting to quench an insatiable bloodthirst for TSA workers.

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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You know whats better than 24? 25

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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poopoo

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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