- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

Click here for free sandwich.

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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