- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

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