What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

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what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

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A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

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Nero, seriously, one way or the other, ill kill you, my mom blushes like every time people talk to her so fuck you, my sister if you touch her, ill.... Man, stop and ill forgive you, and I am very very sorry, now stop sending me those pics, and please do not post them anywhere, Line would not want to.

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Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

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Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

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GOODBYE

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This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

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What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

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So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

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Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

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Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

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What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

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Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

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Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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