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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

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