Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

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Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

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Can midgets still have big dreams?

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If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

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Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

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What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

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Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

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It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

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roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

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whats worse than a kane nothing

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If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

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Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

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What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

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What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

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Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

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Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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