What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

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What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

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What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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why did arno fly away? he was a bird

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Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

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Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

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Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

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Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

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yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

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How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

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No antijoke here.

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what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

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Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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