How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

A dancer walks into a barre

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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