a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

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Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

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How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

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Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

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Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

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What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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