Want to hear a joke? No.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

women's rights

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

Take part of what?

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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