What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

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two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

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Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

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ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

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Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

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Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

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Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

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What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

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Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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Pickles are powerful

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How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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