What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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Shea's sty....

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

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who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

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Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

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What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

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Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

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A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

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I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

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A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

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What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

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Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

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Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

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Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

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What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

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Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

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what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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