- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

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