- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

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