- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

Morning wood.

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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