- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

What do you call a black man? Rob

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

what do you call a young man? a little boy

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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