- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is 33 + 1? Penis

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

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