A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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