- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

A hill billy went fishing

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

what's black and can't swim?

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

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