What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

womens rights.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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