Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

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What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

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Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

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I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

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Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

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When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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i know leaves are green because of chlorophyll but i don't know how to get a mortgage this is the kind if shit your parents pay for

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because most living organisms eventually cross some form path that is commonly known as a road. Roads are hard asphalt that is very good for cars and other wheeled road licensed vehicles.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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The Duck walks up to the lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand...Hey bum bum bum....How much is the lemonade

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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