- Anti Joke

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm