- Anti Joke

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

The Colts this year.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.