Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

ure mama's so fat

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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