WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

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Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

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how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

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aodhan hearty

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

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Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

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If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

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Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

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Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

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what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

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"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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