this new cologne, it's kind of gross smelling.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? either officer or offender, depending on what role he has in the crime.

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What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

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A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

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Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

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A man walks into a bar, and he died.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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A Fairly ghetto African-American male and a Korean Merchant pass each other on the streets of L.A. two weeks after the Rodney King riots, what happens? The merchant nods his head to say hello to the African-American and the African-American male does the same and they both live out sucessful lives. By the way the African-American just got accepted to Harvard on a scholarship program.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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what do you call a pond filled with frogs having sex with bacteria is burning there insides while a midget with assburgers is chanting "SMACK THAT BADONKADONK!" racism..

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Why is there no Asprin in the rainforest? Because it's financially viable to sell pharmesuticals in the vast, unpopulated rainforest.

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Knock Know Who's there? Not your dog, he just got run over.

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Whats the difference between Tina Turner and dead babies? I have never fu*ked Tina Turner before.

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Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

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What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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What is 33 + 1? Penis

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Anti Joke

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