- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

AIDS

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Poop.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

yolo your orange looks orange

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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