What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

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Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

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Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

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What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

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You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

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Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

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Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

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What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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