- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

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