- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

your mama so old, shes dead.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

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