- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!