Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

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Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

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Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

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What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

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whats worse than the holocost, nothing

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Your're racist.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

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Justin Beiber

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Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

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I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

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"Hey, did you hear that the Dungbeetles got a divorce? They live in California so she got half his shit."

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What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

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Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

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Why was a woman crying in a corner of a room She was raped

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