- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

A women left the kitchen.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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