- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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