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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

Robin, get in the car, please.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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