- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

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Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

So this guy was making a sandwich...

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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