- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

Its true, he didnt write that!!

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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