I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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A whole 'nother.

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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what smells like tuna? my underwear

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What do you get a when you cross a chocolate bar and some haribo? A disease complex characterized by persistent hyperglycemia caused by insufficient insulin production or resistance to the metabolic action of insulin. Diabetes mellitus (DM) is generally classified as insulin-dependent (IDDM, type I), non-insulin-dependent (NIDDM, type II), or secondary diabetes mellitus

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

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cory is gay

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Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

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