- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

pretty soon we'll all be dead

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

._____________________. Whale!

A Mormon walks into a bar.

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

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