- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

A man died.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

your face

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

Vaginal secretions

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

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