- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

The Labour Party.

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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