what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

thumb_up thumb_down -11

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

thumb_up thumb_down -11

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

thumb_up thumb_down -11

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

thumb_up thumb_down -11

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Where it had just witnessed a horrific car accident involving it's spouse, who died on impact. Eventually the chicken fell into a deep depression, taking it out on his children in the form of physical abuse. Over time, the chicken ended up being alone, having no contact with his kids, having no friends, and living in a massive house with no one else. One day, he had a stroke, and no one called an ambulance because no one knew.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

A. Where was Sally during the boston marathon bombing? Q. Everywhere. www.facebook.com/wowedgy

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Arms and legs, NOT GET IN MY MINIVAN!

thumb_up thumb_down -11

josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What's the difference between a stepfather and a turkey? A stepfather is a man who married a woman who has already had a family with another man but the man does not mind because he has fallen deeply in love with her and wants to spend the rest of his life with the woman. A turkey is completely different in many respects.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

How did the young boy cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

A guy walks into a grocery store. He asks a lady where the potatoes are. She says on isle 5 He goes to isle 5, but there are no potatoes.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops