- Anti Joke

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

What hurts like hell? HELL

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.