- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

wanna hear a better joke? casey.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

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