~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

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"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

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What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

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Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

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HEY YOU! TISSUE!

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

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Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

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i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

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have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

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A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

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what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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Boxing on Boxing Day

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