Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

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what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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What do you call a black man? Rob

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

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Who is John Galt?

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

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If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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