A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Nero? You are alive? Holy shit! You are like so my hero! I love you man! I was so saddened to hear you where tortured and killed, but then I read about this "Axel Knight" and hoped it was you, it sure sounded like you! Please tell me its no joke, you are a hero around these parts, and we really miss you, honestly sir, is it true point zero has become some sort of utopia or are the painkillers making you a bit Hazy? I am Erica by the way, still with the order, but what is this about your empire?

A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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