- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what are three short words? i a am

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

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