A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

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Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

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Nothing. He made it home safely.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

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What's 9+10 Ebola

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

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Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

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Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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