What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

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Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

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What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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