- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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