- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

women's rights

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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