How about that airline food?

jews

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

Tim likes girls

one stop shop

That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

Women can vote? WTF

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

Micheal Curran...that is all.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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