- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

Maths.

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

You know whats annoying? Steve

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

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