- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

What's your blood type? Red.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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