A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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An anti-joke

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What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

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If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

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How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

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Happy Monday!

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

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A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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