- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

black chicken. kfc

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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