- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Everybody will die

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

women's rights.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

Lindsay Lohan

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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