YO FACE

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

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What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

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Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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an ethopian thanksgiving

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How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

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What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

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Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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