- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

This is my favorite antijoke.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Your sex life.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

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