- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

What do you call an arab ?

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

What comes after 69? 70

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

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