- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

A man walks into a bar

sky silverstein

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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