Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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An old man walks into a bar. He drinks 3 beers and dies. The bartender calls paramedics but when the police came they arrested the bartender for beating his wife. A few hours later an earthquake destroys the bar and everyone was evacuated and many were injured. The manager was driving to the scene but has a car accident with the ambulance. It was such a bad day.

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Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

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The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

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How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

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Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

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Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

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whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

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What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

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There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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