- Anti Joke

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

John Cena

what's the difference between a crocodile?

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Women's Rights..

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer