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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

can you touch your toes? no

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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