roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

A man was shot. He died.

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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