- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

I haven't left my basement in 29 years

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

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