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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

womens rights

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

bangers and mash?

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

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