whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Oh, go away

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

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roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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