**** *** *** ****** *** ** *** ***? ***** I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was **** hilarious.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar... They then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, harmony and understanding between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, they truly can coexist, and decide to pursue peace among one another and the rest of society.

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A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

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Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

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A shoemaker walks into a bar holding a shoebox with only one shoe inside. The bartender gives him a drink and asks "Say mister, why are you carrying that shoebox with one shoe?" The shoemaker says "Well sir, it's a long story." The bartender says "Okay, give me the short version." The shoemaker says "Okay, long story short, I'm not really a shoemaker." The bartender asks "Well buddy, what are ya?" The shoemaker gets up from his chair and says "I'm a guy missing shoe."

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a swingset? No I didn't. Ya it was actually really nice.

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What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

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Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

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What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

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Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

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How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

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Anti Joke

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